So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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