Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
the night ended with taco bell and tears
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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