i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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