dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I am naked and annoyed.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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