You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
You need a sexual gate keeper
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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