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maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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