Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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