Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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