In the future we'll all be gay
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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