i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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