ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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