Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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