we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
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