Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Semen is not good for contacts.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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