who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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