Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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