We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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