I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I'm determined to sit on that face.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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