Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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