I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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