you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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