Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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