I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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