Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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