ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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