O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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