What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
How's work?
Spinning.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Randomize
