1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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