Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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