That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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