So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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