The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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