I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
He uses pillows to masturbate.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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