i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I have fence marks all over my body
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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