this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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