It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
