So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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