I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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