If i could tip my vagina, i would.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Panties = found
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Randomize
