Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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