so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
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