its not stalking. its research.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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