Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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