i don't like sucking hair
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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