hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
There r osticjed everywhere
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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