I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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