just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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