We're like a lot better than the average bears
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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