im holly from the hills drunk
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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