You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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