so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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