People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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