i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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