I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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