Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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