I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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